December 2011
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“You look like a foetus”
– Sarah
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why do i have so many social networking sites
i hate being social
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i want to be the star of a show like the simple life
paris and nicole look like they had a lot of fun
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things to do in 2012
pass both sets of exams
get outrageously drunk all the time
get more piercings
get a tattoo
grow my hair and my nails
that’s literally it.
for the love of god and the sake of your dignity please shut the FUCK up
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bring on 2012, gonna be outrageous!
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
nickelode0n:
i’m in the mood to get so baked i don’t even know what emotion is
Anonymous asked: What if you aren't ugly without make-up on but in fact, you are the most beautiful girl in the world?
“Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...”
– Ally McBeal (via julie911)
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A big fear of mine is boys I like waking up to me in the morning when I’ve not got any make up on and I look like poop/like a boy and they’re like, wow you’re ugly.
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just sneezed and hit my face off my knee and my mouth is bleeding again
liveblogging from my bed
un bicchiere può versare il suo contenuto
annikafagface:
i thought i was a girl then i found out that girls have boobs and i don’t have any .. .
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this is an urgent appeal
if you could all spare and send me £1, all of your money totalled will pay for my flight to the philippines, so i can party with the love of my life, sarah colman, and get a beastin’ tan.
your money does make a difference.
thank you,
yours,
laura fraser
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the only productive thing i have done today is painted my nails
and realised that without make up on, i look like a boy
